You're in the fast lane. Yay, you! At the very least you should be going 70 mph, especially if NO ONE is in front of you. Now, I understand you're comfortable, but when it's obvious you need to move right (because you effing can and it's the law! and I can't because I'm blocked) then DO SO! DO NOT FLIP ME OFF AND POINT TO THE HOV LANE WITH THE DOUBLE LINE. YOU IDIOT! First of all, you are kindly asking me to break traffic laws by either considering the HOV lane or passing you on the right. It is clear you do not understand the laws of the road and should have your license revoked. I hope your blinkers shrivel up and fall off.
Sincerely,
Offended Orange Subaru
Dear Black Minivan with Tennessee tags, If you EVER try to run me off the road due to bad planning at the 85/75 connector split in midtown again, I will follow you and dismantle not only your car, but your soul. Sincerely, Someone on the Verge of a Conniption Dear Drivers on 75 S, Yes, the big burning day star is called the sun. Yes, it comes up every morning and is brighter in the summer. If you had any common sense (forget good sense) at all, you would wear sunglasses and not slam on your brakes every three feet for over an hour as I try to get to work. You know who you are, and right now I hate you and wish for your demise. Sincerely, Pacifist with Acute Road Rage |
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